{S'MASHIN'|SMASHIN'|KNOCKIN' STASHPATRICK!|

Alright lads and lasses, let's get crackin' to celebrate S'mashin' Stashpatrick! We're talkin' rivers of green beer, a right good boogie, and maybe even a wee bit of mischief. Remember to wear your finest garb and get ready. It's gonna Patrickstash be a top-notch celebration! Things to do: Find a parade Tell jokes| Penelope's Treasure Trove